Dexicon

Dexicon

Britain (UK)

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From Planet to Star, from Riot to Warzone, from Rave to Moshpit, there emerges a character, a character so weird and mysterious and yet so energetically charged that he makes Chev Chelios look like a mere AAA battery.......... Some say that he has a father called Boba Fett, others say he is the third member of Daft Punk, some even go as far as saying that he is the true inspiration behind such myths as the Yeti, Bigfoot, the Terminator and Spiderman. Dexicon is a Android who has crash-landed from the planet Kamino and is stranded in a place called England for the time being, All his fellow crew mates have perished due to the crash. Since he does not have enough credits to repair his much loved shuttle speeder - "Juggernaut T5" he is seeking out a career in music, so he has conjured up the idea of making "dope-ass" beats or "sick", "ill" or "wicked-dope flow Drum & Bass". Dexicon misses his family back home very much, he has a beautiful Cyborg wife named Q2D4 and two small battery operated child Bionics called F66 Delta and 77B Alpha. Dexicon has run into a few amount of problems here on Earth as he lives with humans. - Due to his huge appetite for food he gets hungry very quickly and he can only eat liquidized metal which can be hard to find. He is also very prone to rust and malfunctioning on occasions, he has a skitzofranic condition which he cant help and is often angry although he does not intend to be. He often thinks that cash machines are company and tries to conduct a conversation with them and eventually causes mass queing in public places. He also thinks that riots are very amusing and tries to join in when he can (even though, chances are, he doesnt know what they are exactly). Police have had several incidents with him including one such episode where he decided that he was going to go swimming at the local public aquarium, not knowing that when he touches water it electrifies anything living in it eg. fish. Other interesting facts about Dexicon, :- He has X-ray vision, super stealth body powers, a wrist flamethrower, multiple lasers, wrist rockets, all of Tomb Raider's weapons, and amour plated techno suit that is capable of withstanding the very highest dosage of an atomic bomb, basically, if he was in a fight with Ironman he would..........well.......erm......almost win. Dexicon is ofcourse a friendly robot and being a friend invites you to friend him on good ol' Facebook, hugs all round and a big sloppy french kiss from Dexicon (Robot Style)